In comes New York Civil Law's third entry in the No-Fault parody contest (see posts here and here). This gem comes from one of New York's most prolific insurance commentators, Larry Rogak. He offers this original song. I'm sure you will enjoy it as much as I have.
NO FAULT PARADISE
As I drive through the shadows of the Brighton Beach El
I take a whiff and I catch the unmistakable smell
Of the borsht and the hummus and the cabbage soup
But that's not all that's being cooked up by these immigrant groups
You get a Pontiac that's maybe fifteen twenty years old
And pack in twice as many people as the vehicle holds
Cruise the Grand Central Parkway or the B.Q.E.
With a car full of people fresh from over the sea
Looking for a likely target like a Porche or a Benz
Or some other fancy ride you buy to show to your friends
You cut in front of that sucker and you slam on your brakes
Then he hits you in the rear and now it's all his mistake
Thanks to this world of vice, we're living in No Fault Paradise
If you just roll the dice, you can live in No Fault Paradise
Came here for a better life, now I'm in a No Fault Paradise
You can live like Heidi Fleiss, thanks to this No Fault Paradise
Send these immigrants to clinics where they go through the mill
Got your acupuncture, chiropractic, collars and pills
They stick a needle in your booty, and one in your knee
And check the status of your nerve conduction velocity
They got psychologists to talk to you and check out your mind
And before you go they'll take an x-ray of your behind
Before I came to this country I would ride on a goat
Now I got myself a sixty-five foot luxury boat
Got a twenty-bedroom house with seven double jacuzzis
And get my manicures and pedicures from personal floozies
You'll never hear this homey make a fuss or complain
Cause I make out like a bandit in the No-Fault game
Let me give you my advice, join me here in No Fault Paradise
Get a lawyer, don't think twice, you can live in No Fault Paradise
There's a pie, you'll get your slice, when you live in No Fault Paradise
Fraud is the admission price, to get into No Fault Paradise
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